Learn Python the hard way, ex41 来自Percal 25 号星星的哥顿人

我承认，我偷懒了，少打了大量代码（剧情），英文太差，下次可以编个中文的试试

 #!/urs/bin/python
 #coding:utf-8
 from sys import exit
 from random import randint

 def death():
     quips=["you died. you kinda suck at this.",
     "nice job,you died ...jackass.",
     "such a luser",
     "I have a small puppy that's better at this."]

     print quips[randint(0,len(quips)-1)]
     exit(1)

 def central_corridor():
     print "the gothons of planet percal #25 have invaded your ship and destroyed"
     print "your entire crew. you are the last surviving member and your last"
     print "mission is to get the neutron destruct bomb from the weapons armory"
     print "put it in the bridge,and blow the ship up after getting into an "
     print "escape pod"
     print "\n"
     print "you're running down the central corrdior to the weapons armory when"
     print "a gothon jumps out,red scaly skin ,dark grimy teeth,and evil clown costume"
     print "flowing around his hate filled body.he's blocking the door to the"
     print "armory and about to pull a weapon to blast you."

     action =raw_input(">>")

     if action == "shoot!":
         print "quick on the draw you yank out your blaster and fire it at the gothon"
         print "his clown costume is flowing and moving around his body,which throws"
         return "you are dead.then he eats you."

     elif action == "dodge!":
         print "like a world class boxer you dodge,weave ,slip and slide right"
         print "as the gothon's blaster cranks a laser past your head."
         return "death"

     elif action == "tell a joke":
         print "lucky for you they made you learn gothon insults in the academy."
         print "you tell the one tothon joke you know:"
         return "laser_weapon_armory"
     else :
         print "DOES NOT COMPUTE"
         return 'central_corridor'

 def laser_weapon_armory():
     print "you do a dive roll into the weapon armory,crouch and scan the room"
     print "for more gothens that might be hiding. it's dead quiet,too quiet"
     print 'get the bomb. the code is 3 digits.'
     code = "%d%d%d" % (randint(1,9),randint(1,9),randint(1,9))
     guess = raw_input("[keypad]>>")
     guesses = 0

     while guess != code and guesses<10:
         print "BZZZZZZZ"
         guesses+=1
         guess = raw_input("[keypad]>>")

     if guess == code:
         print "bridge where you must place it in the right spot"
         return 'the_bridge'
     else :
         print "ship from their ship and you die"
         return 'death'

 def the_bridge():
     print "arm and don't want to set it off."

     action = raw_input(">>")

     if action == "throw the bomb":
         print "it goes off"
         return 'death'
     elif action == "slowly place the bomb":
         print "get off this tin can"
         return 'escape_pod'
     else:
         print "DOES NOT"
         return "the_bridge"

 def escape_pod():
     print "do you take?"
     good_pod = randint(1,5)
     guess = raw_input("[pod #]>>")

     if int(guess) != good_pod:
         print "into jam jelly"
         return 'death'
     else:
         print "time .you won"
         exit(0)

 ROOMS = {
     'death':death,
     'central_corridor':central_corridor,
     'laser_weapon_armory':laser_weapon_armory,
     'the_bridge':the_bridge,
     'escape_pod':escape_pod
 }

 def runner(map,start):
     next = start

     while True:
         room= map[next]
         print "\n-----------"
         next = room()

 runner(ROOMS,'central_corridor')

Output:

 -----------
 the gothons of planet percal #25 have invaded your ship and destroyed
 your entire crew. you are the last surviving member and your last
 mission is to get the neutron destruct bomb from the weapons armory
 put it in the bridge,and blow the ship up after getting into an
 escape pod

 you're running down the central corrdior to the weapons armory when
 a gothon jumps out,red scaly skin ,dark grimy teeth,and evil clown costume
 flowing around his hate filled body.he's blocking the door to the
 armory and about to pull a weapon to blast you.
 >>tell a joke
 lucky for you they made you learn gothon insults in the academy.
 you tell the one tothon joke you know:

 -----------
 you do a dive roll into the weapon armory,crouch and scan the room
 for more gothens that might be hiding. it's dead quiet,too quiet
 get the bomb. the code is 3 digits.
 [keypad]>>123
 BZZZZZZZ
 [keypad]>>369
 BZZZZZZZ
 [keypad]>>789
 BZZZZZZZ
 [keypad]>>741
 BZZZZZZZ
 [keypad]>>456
 BZZZZZZZ
 [keypad]>>951
 BZZZZZZZ
 [keypad]>>753
 BZZZZZZZ
 [keypad]>>852
 BZZZZZZZ
 [keypad]>>147
 BZZZZZZZ
 [keypad]>>963
 BZZZZZZZ
 [keypad]>>563
 ship from their ship and you die

 -----------
 such a luser

 ***Repl Closed***